me: better check my phone for texts from friends

me: *checks phone*

me: better get some friends

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible

movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in

real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet

movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done

real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.

movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?

real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...

movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

rottingpizza:

hello merharu! firefighter makoto is
so close now!
[yndr rumbles in the distance] part 3 (part 1 , part 2)

rottingpizza:

hello merharu! firefighter makoto is

so close now!

[yndr rumbles in the distance] part 3 (part 1 , part 2)

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot